May 2012
10 posts
23 Ways to Be the Man She Wants
wordsandlyrics:
1. You can put down the weights and the protein shakes. You might want us to be perfect looking; we simply want you not to be fat. 2. Replace all of those hideous size-extra-large T-shirts with something that actually sort of fits. We think you might be a medium. 3. Never allow anyone who listens to baseball on the radio to cut your hair. 4. Purchase sheets that don’t contain...
iwouldliketobutteryourmuffin asked: thanks for the follow
April 2012
23 posts
oh yes oh yes
purpletrance:
SAM WITWER IS GOING TO BE AT MY COMIC CON. oh. god. (This really makes me wish I had met Sam Huntington last year, but I digress) like. oh. oh. fuck. yes.
Maybe I can ask him if he thinks Aidan would be a good match for Sally.
Either way, I’m getting a photo/autograph. TIME FOR SOME FUCKING APPRECIATION, MAN. and I’m not putting it under a read more, because that kind of destroys...
Me 5 minutes ago.
Me: What is this "ALT + reblog button" nonsense?
Me: Oh. My. God. This is amazing.
cannibal-glow:
The longer The Hunger Games movie went on, the more attractive Josh Hutcherson became to me and now I fancy him.
March 2012
51 posts
So....My Ex...
My ex Mim broke up with me for a girl he was in love with named Kat… Kat’s sisters name is Caryl. My ex’s best friends name is Jayden. Jayden’s ex fiances name is Caryl. Caryle & Jayden’s baby daughters name is Willow… My ex (Mim) is dating (caryl) ….see how fucked up this story is? I couldn’t have wished anything better on him lol…his life...
Sometimes the sweetest and most caring people are...
My life
