Sometimes, It just happens...

24th May 2012

Post reblogged from Words & Lyrics with 109 notes

23 Ways to Be the Man She Wants

wordsandlyrics:

1. You can put down the weights and the protein shakes. You might want us to be perfect looking; we simply want you not to be fat. 

2. Replace all of those hideous size-extra-large T-shirts with something that actually sort of fits. We think you might be a medium.

3. Never allow anyone who listens to baseball on the radio to cut your hair.

4. Purchase sheets that don’t contain polyester and that are white.

5. Blue Book value isn’t everything. Take the money you were going to spend putting the backseat DVD theater in your Honda and buy a nice pair of shoes.

6. We don’t care what the plan is. Just have one.

7. Candles. They are so cheap and they are so effective.

8. When you give her a gift, include a card. You can spend less on the gift if you write something nice. Don’t buy a card with a message in it, unless you’re dating Danielle Steele.

9. She arrives home from work eager for attention. You arrive home from work eager for several beers and the Simpsons-King of the Hill hour. The moment you come home, hug her, look into her eyes, and say that you’re happy to see her. This simple gesture, done with sincerity, will earn you lots of time on the couch.

10. Buy covered garbage cans for your kitchen and bathroom. They hide stuff we don’t want to know about anyway.

11. Make a list entitled “Intolerable Behavior from Women,” and when you see it happening, speak up. Let us know you won’t be around no matter what, and we’ll want to keep you. 

12. Drive a stick shift. Men look ineffectual driving automatics.

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18th May 2012

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iwouldliketobutteryourmuffin asked: thanks for the follow

Your most welcome :)

28th April 2012

Post reblogged from lay down all thought & surrender to the void. with 18 notes

oh yes oh yes

purpletrance:

SAM WITWER IS GOING TO BE AT MY COMIC CON. oh. god. (This really makes me wish I had met Sam Huntington last year, but I digress) like. oh. oh. fuck. yes.

Maybe I can ask him if he thinks Aidan would be a good match for Sally.

Either way, I’m getting a photo/autograph. TIME FOR SOME FUCKING APPRECIATION, MAN. and I’m not putting it under a read more, because that kind of destroys the point. sorry. scroll past if you don’t care. xD

IN OTHER WORDS. My mind = blown.

Source: itsnoteasybeinghuman